Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ Storm Trooper!”
I get a warm fuzzy feeling inside whenever I support someone’s dreams with Kickstarter.
I want!
A Copper on the Edge, the Boy Who Lived, a Misfit from the Future, a Madman with a Box, the Consulting Detective, and a Ghost Roommate.
I officially have tickets to the Doctor Who convention in March next year AND I get to meet Matt Smith and get his autograph.
I.
Am.
So.
Fucking.
EXCITED!